Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. Get out of my head!". Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. I rather think youre right, he says at last, defeated, the words distorted by the stuffed-up nose. Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. Clint and I dont know what to do. His world went black as he hit the ground. When Percy returned from his first quest, he came home to find his mom had been murdered by Gabe. I have homework that I havent finished, but I have until the end of the day to give it to Dr. Banner., Bruce puts his feet up on a stool. Peter drags over a folding chair from the other side of the room. Fluff and Smut Two young human lovers in a desert land go adventuring up into the mountains. Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. Loki sniffs disgustingly again, opens his mouth to reply and sneezes instead before wiping his nose and rubbing red irritated eyes with the back of his hand. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. He cups his hands tighter around his nose and mouth, and forcefully sneezes into them. Imaginebooks. Are you saying you have hayfever?. The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. Cheese. There were a great many things which, although they seemed quite natural to the dwarves, initially mystified the little Hobbit. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. Whatever she said makes Clint twitch and sit up a little straighter in his chair. When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really wer dear my beloved, Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. So many demigods dead, so many lives lost and now, she's waltzing back to her moms life only t "Well this is awkward." Clint creates the words. I, um, I have to get back to the office. No, Mr. Stark. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. He tries again. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. That is incorrect. Please consider turning it on! Here Cap. Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. Steve tries to be polite and stifle the sneeze as much as he can, but that just causes his nose to burn from the effort. Antihistamine, Bruce repeats. Winter Soldier Avengers | Reader | Romance Science Fiction Soulmate Au X Reader Bucky Barnes James Buchanan Barnes. Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? Youre good.. Now that Peters closer he can also see the trashcan next to Steve, filled with discarded tissues. And the winner is Steve Rogers. No, you can keep it. No, thats a lie. Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. Peter is laughing so hard that he has to wipe away a tear. Reading/writing sickfics is my guilty pleasure and I couldn't help myself (more info in notes). Sniffing like that is revolting. I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. We tried everything to make it to stop. quackson4life, PrussianDragon, TalinNurmi, Zana_Zira, BlueStarAtSunrise, Queen_of_Curses, Oreina, turtle_gem, Pono7412, nicoisawsome11, Alli_Attorney, pnkprincess, Snakey_kun, EverlastingPetals, rainy_days_and_blue_skies, Avalkalove, froogle_moogle, Astralactivity, BlackCatRunning, Margaret89, Daidaiiro, 0FrerardPhan0, KissMyFrogPhotography, Rainbow_Gigglemug, KnitReadRepeat, LittleSmudge, GoingToAsgard, joannofarc, Viconia, quinn_goblin, vamp0202, Weather, Xmarksthespot, kiiriminna, silmarlfan1, cy_grl, daemoninwhite, GoldenHelikaon, ShadowE, DeathjunkE, curi_o, Skelepuppy, Secret_H, athenethegoddess02, temporalgambit, amity88, AzzerThePirate, LokkaNightNyx, shadynaiad, anruiukimi, and 16 more users The world was most certainly not in his books. Banana. Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. Blow your nose, Loki.. Itll make them worse.. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. N-no its fine. Peter gets sick during Christmas and tries to hide it from everyone but fails spectacularly, only for his IronFam to come to his rescue. Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. Medicine to stop him sneezing. Peter points the gun at Steves forehead and clicks it, to get a real temperature reading. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. I think this might be a sneezing fit., Clint stands up from the bed and moves over to the rolling computer chair. um, its itsugh, I dont know. Peter's life was looking up, especially when he got into the same highschool as Ned. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. Sneezy Steve is kind of adorable. When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. 76 guests Peter winces and Clint carefully guides Peters hands down. He does not need anything else to happen. Chocolate. Thats not fair. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. This naturally triggered the Hulk transformation. The rules are easy. Peter is sitting on Bruces rolling chair, with a blindfold on, waiting for the first object. The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. 129 pages Completed May 14, 2019 sofreakinmanyfandoms. No mfine. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. Feeling the need to Percy Jackson x Avengers crossover What do you know? I think we broke Steve. He quickly discovered more over the next few days of travelling and, in the privacy of his head; he wryly conceded that Gandalf had been right. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. I just put an A on the top and keep it moving., Tony squeezes the blood pressure cuff on the wall. If not, were never going to mention this again.. Bruce is right where Peter left him. "What What are you talkin about, Pete? Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. you when we met tip: lex m/m (mature OR explicit). To be entirely truthful, he learned more about the peoples of Middle Earth from one talk with the well-educated. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. Steve reaches for the toilet paper and Peter can see how pink Steves nose is. Another rapid fire sneeze escapes and he stifles this one with the toilet paper too. Its like the saying goes; When the parents are away, the kids will play. And NO Annabeth is NOT evil 1.2K Stories. Lavender. Thank you, Peter. Sicktember day 9. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. You can use this to blow your nose.. Peter reaches out his fist and Clint gives it a friendly pound before the doctors apprentice goes back to Bruces office. anger is all i have been good at Both sets of eyes, from Steves caretakers, dart to Peter when he comes in the room. The rules are easy. Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. Peter comes down with the flu, but a certain superhero makes sure he doesn't have to deal with it on his own. Were out of ideas. "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. Bruce sniffs. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. Its summertime, Banner. The birthday boy. Peter clears his throat. The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. Steve nods and Peter listens closely with the stethoscope. (Soulmate!AU) In a world where soulmates share wounds and scars, you are born missing your left arm. Peter takes the stethoscope from around his neck. Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. Peter nods. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Dangerous," Peter cried. Does he get any sympathy? The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. Peter quickly scans the room for tissues to bring Steve, but the only thing he sees thats remotely close to tissues is a roll of toilet paper in the cabinet. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? Just yesterday, Peter was trying to get him to drop the kid moniker, and now hed been upgraded to sweetheart? Im bored Banner. Ease up Nat. I'm not in control!" Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. You got it Mr. tark.. in a not-sober state of mind, peter exposes himself. Nat holds a handful of lavender under Steves nose and Cap starts. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. You'd never hurt--". Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Blac Another prophecy, another quest. Peter puts a hand on Steves forehead. Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. Mediation is a powerful tool., Tony hops onto the exam table. That had to be the tamest trash talking exchange Ive ever heard.. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. Bruce puts the watering can back down. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. He wont stop sneezing. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Lokis standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesnt seem to be in a very good way. Somehow it ends with everyone laughing at the faces Clint is pulling which makes a better photo anyway.So good that Tony actually lets him post it on his Instagram. I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. "Get out! I'd really like to see the Avengers come face to face with a pink-nosed, watery-eyed sniffly supervillain who can't stop sneezing. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. I have to leave now because I really cant wait., Bruce looks up this time. Ill throw some tofu burgers on the grill for you if you want any Banner., Bruce puts on his lab coat and cleans off his glasses with a tissue. You dont have a fever and nothing hurts. Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts. Heaps of fluff and cuddles! Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. Steve offers another sneeze thats muted by the toilet paper. Come help. Im not bored, Im procrastinating. Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. Hawkeyes right. What happened?, Tony sits up. Every avengers looked up from their places at Peter who waved an awkward Hi. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Clint Barton & Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. too bad peters drunk out of his mind. 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